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bella
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ok sy lak bg teka teki ek

masuk batang... kuar air

ahaks jwb jgn x jwb ...ngeh..ngeh...ngehh
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bella wrote:
ok sy lak bg teka teki ek

masuk batang... kuar air

ahaks jwb jgn x jwb ...ngeh..ngeh...ngehh

kacang je = process nak perah air tebu
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Ahaksss.......Halyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.... senyum..
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affraid haly dh kembali ler..... lol!
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1) APA DIA,

TERBANG TAK BERSAYAP, HINGGAP TAK BERKAKI...?

2) APA DIA BESAR DI ARAB, KECIL DI CHINA?

3)DALAM BANYAK2 BURGER, BURGER APA TAK BOLEH DUK DIAM?
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no 1 :

no 2 :

no 3 : bergerak
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marcella08 wrote:
no 1 :

no 2 :

no 3 : bergerak


betui!!!bagus...bagus.. ....NO. 1 DAN 2 cuba lah cari jawapannya..
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No 2. Jawapan = Huruf A

Arab
China

Ada betol????
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Raine wrote:
No 2. Jawapan = Huruf A

Arab
China

Ada betol????


BETUI!!!! Hooreyyy!!!..tahniah!!!
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deqlis wrote:
1) APA DIA,

TERBANG TAK BERSAYAP, HINGGAP TAK BERKAKI...?

2) APA DIA BESAR DI ARAB, KECIL DI CHINA?

3)DALAM BANYAK2 BURGER, BURGER APA TAK BOLEH DUK DIAM?

yg soalan tulisan merah nie masih belum ada jawapan??? cepat2..jawab teka-teki deqlis nie...
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deqlis wrote:
deqlis wrote:
1) APA DIA,

TERBANG TAK BERSAYAP, HINGGAP TAK BERKAKI...?

2) APA DIA BESAR DI ARAB, KECIL DI CHINA?

3)DALAM BANYAK2 BURGER, BURGER APA TAK BOLEH DUK DIAM?

yg soalan tulisan merah nie masih belum ada jawapan??? cepat2..jawab teka-teki deqlis nie...

jawapannye peluru la deqlis
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halytobe wrote:
deqlis wrote:
deqlis wrote:
1) APA DIA,

TERBANG TAK BERSAYAP, HINGGAP TAK BERKAKI...?

2) APA DIA BESAR DI ARAB, KECIL DI CHINA?

3)DALAM BANYAK2 BURGER, BURGER APA TAK BOLEH DUK DIAM?

yg soalan tulisan merah nie masih belum ada jawapan??? cepat2..jawab teka-teki deqlis nie...

jawapannye peluru la deqlis

deqlis tau laa... jadi anda jawab betui!!!...mana dapat idea jawab? ker pernah join forum sebelah sebelum nie???
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nak reveal answer


[b]1.dalam banyak2 huruf..huruf apa boleh makan?? kak nina dh jawab

2.apa dia boleh diubah tak boleh diangkat? jalan raya daa...
3. Masa muda berkaki 4, dah besar berkaki 2, dah tua berkaki 3? dah jawab..

4. seokor ulat ada 10 kaki, masa dia nak belok ke kanan tiba2 kaki nya tinggal 9, mana pergi yg satu lagi? kaki satu lagi angkat ke kanan, sebab nak belok ke kanan..so x nampaklah kaki tu dh g ke ats..heheh...





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deqlis wrote:
1.dalam banyak2 huruf..huruf apa boleh makan??

2.apa dia boleh diubah tak boleh diangkat?

3. Masa muda berkaki 4, dah besar berkaki 2, dah tua berkaki 3?

4. seokor ulat ada 10 kaki, masa dia nak belok ke kanan tiba2 kaki nya tinggal 9, mana pergi yg satu lagi?




jwpn
1. KFC
2.
3. baby merangkak - lelaki dewasa - dah tua pakai tongkat
4.
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amboi haly, hang cepat jer klu bab menjawab erk...

2 lagi...2 lagi..cari idea....tuk lengkapkan hehe
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deqlis wrote:
amboi haly, hang cepat jer klu bab menjawab erk...

2 lagi...2 lagi..cari idea....tuk lengkapkan hehe

tak tau lak ko ade skang deqlis, bagi ym ko kat aku....aku try lagi 2 hehe..ssh gak
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1. KFC, ABC, MCD
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halytobe wrote:
deqlis wrote:
amboi haly, hang cepat jer klu bab menjawab erk...

2 lagi...2 lagi..cari idea....tuk lengkapkan hehe

tak tau lak ko ade skang deqlis, bagi ym ko kat aku....aku try lagi 2 hehe..ssh gak

YM deqlis kan ada kat thread YM tue...

nie mesti x bc nie...

YM deqlis : ellismelia

tp deqlis pun nak tidon...nie dok melayan tv sampai malam..sambil2 chatting n posting di PRC depan TV...nie tgk bola ngan hubby plak...layannnnn!! sambil mata pun nak melayang dah nie..

pikiaq laa jawapan ....

rasa kak nina dah jawab soalan dengan tepat...lagi 3 kak nina...

nak reveal answer bila ekk???

esok2 lah hehe..k, jumpa lagi utk teka-teki akan datang...
cheers
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kak nina..3 tue, 3 soalan lagi ekk
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jawapan
2.
4. kaki satu lagi tekan brek
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Amboi Hali.......otak ligat ...
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ninarahim wrote:
Amboi Hali.......otak ligat ...

hehehe, mane jwpnnye kak nina?jwpn no 2 ialah

gear kereta..
.leh diubah, takleh nak angkat ler, kecuali break tangan..wakaka pandainya aku
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ninarahim wrote:
1. KFC, ABC, MCD
betul..tambah lagi satu RFC (Radix Fried Chicken)
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[quote="halytobe"]
ninarahim wrote:
Amboi Hali.......otak ligat ...

hehehe, mane jwpnnye kak nina?jwpn no 2 ialah

gear kereta..
.leh diubah, takleh nak angkat ler, kecuali break tangan..wakaka pandainya aku[/quote

salah.lah haly..x menepati skema jawapan sebenar...gear kete boleh juga di angkat bila nak repair ke ape ke...nie mmg tak boleh angkat punya...
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halytobe wrote:
jawapan
2.
4. kaki satu lagi tekan brek

hehe kurang tepat..cuba baca soklan betui2... senyum..
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Teka-teki 19 Jan 2009

1)Kenapa penggali kubur tak pakai seluar dalam ketika menggali kubur?
2)Dalam banyak2 mee, mee mana paling berat?
3)Banyak2 burger, burger apa kalau kau pegang nanti melekat2?
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1. Cuba teka, mouse komputer , jantan ke betina?
--> betina...coz dier pakai pad

2. Kalau anda ni semuanya pandaiiii cuba teka, banyak-banyak sungai, sungai apa yang paling berat?
--> sungai besi

3. Dlm bnyk2 binatang....... bntg ape yg bertelur dan beranak.....kira 2 alam la
niiii......
--> siput babi -- siput + babi

4. Banyak- banyak binatang...binatang apa keluar haid...
--> yang ni tak tau

5. Dalam Banyak2 air,air apa yg paling berani?
--> air terjun
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ninarahim wrote:
Heheeeeeee......

Marcella.... cuba lagi..semua salah..

Chitra .....fikir lagi..jgn putus asa

Meera....salah gak....


Ulang balik soalan yg belum terjawab..

1. Cuba teka, mouse komputer , jantan ke betina?

4. Banyak- banyak binatang...binatang apa keluar haid...


Soalan dari Cikkentang

ade 7 org terengganu nak naik 1 kete kancil..ape yang patut dorg wat?

ape jawapan orang terengganu tu?
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azwin wrote:
ninarahim wrote:


1. Cuba teka, mouse komputer , jantan ke betina? - dok pikir lg..4. Banyak- banyak binatang...binatang apa keluar haid... - yg ni kura2 jwb nyer...[/color]

coz..hanya kura2 yg kuaq paler dia... head dia kan..kan

owhh...iye tak yer...kure2 ek...hahaha...
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ninarahim wrote:
-wanie- wrote:
cik Kentang wrote:
heheh...
jwb jgn xjwb...

1. ....
2. sungai besi
3.
4. ikan pari
5. air terjun...

2 lg KIV... heheh... scratch


my question:

[b]ade 7 org terengganu nak naik 1 kete kancil..ape yang patut dorg wat?[/b]


dah ade orang jawab ke soklan ni cik kentang ?

jawapan wani..

diaorang patut panggil lagi sorang naik kete tu... jadi la lapang..
ye dok??? pleaaaaaase...

Waakakakaaaaa....pandai le ko Wanie...heheheeee..mmg betoi la....
Mana cikkentang nihhhh...meh la soalan lagi.....
Nie tengah dok pikir soalan dak Awin nie...sakit pale....

Winnn...kasi clue sikit lorrrr......otak tue2 nie susah nak pikir straight....

gempak giler...aku pon tak terpikir...haha....
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deqlis wrote:
Teka-teki 19 Jan 2009

1)Kenapa penggali kubur tak pakai seluar dalam ketika menggali kubur?
2)Dalam banyak2 mee, mee mana paling berat?
3)Banyak2 burger, burger apa kalau kau pegang nanti melekat2?

jwpnnye

1. dh pakai cangkul
2. mee 1 tan (wantan)
3. berger TAR
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Speed...ade teka teki..mai post kat sini....

Haly ....rase2nya mcm betoi jer....
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ninarahim wrote:
Speed...ade teka teki..mai post kat sini....

Haly ....rase2nya mcm betoi jer....

tengok kaki la kak...baru tau kehebatan saya ni cheers
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ninarahim wrote:
Amboi Hali.......otak ligat ...

gempak giler haly nih...aku rase...dier ni ea...bukan orang arrrr...
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halytobe wrote:
ninarahim wrote:
Speed...ade teka teki..mai post kat sini....

Haly ....rase2nya mcm betoi jer....

tengok kaki la kak...baru tau kehebatan saya ni cheers

gempak siottttt haly nih...betul la...dier ni bukan orang arrrrrr...
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speedflame5973 wrote:
halytobe wrote:
ninarahim wrote:
Speed...ade teka teki..mai post kat sini....

Haly ....rase2nya mcm betoi jer....

tengok kaki la kak...baru tau kehebatan saya ni cheers

gempak siottttt haly nih...betul la...dier ni bukan orang arrrrrr...

nampak je hebat tapi haprak aku ni speed..hehe mmg bkn org ..tgkla avi aku tu hehe bukan org tu cheers
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halytobe wrote:
speedflame5973 wrote:
halytobe wrote:
ninarahim wrote:
Speed...ade teka teki..mai post kat sini....

Haly ....rase2nya mcm betoi jer....

tengok kaki la kak...baru tau kehebatan saya ni cheers

gempak siottttt haly nih...betul la...dier ni bukan orang arrrrrr...

nampak je hebat tapi haprak aku ni speed..hehe mmg bkn org ..tgkla avi aku tu hehe bukan org tu cheers

laa...patut ar dier ader sumer jawapan untuk teka teki tuuu...hampeh...bukan orang rupenyer...macam cyborg ar dier nihh...
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mne lg teka tekinye ni...
da lme x asah minda ni...huhuhu
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ape kate cik kentang yang bagi teka teki...

try ni...

1) ia menaik jer...tak turun2...
2) bila turun lambat jer...naik cepat...
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alahhh....senang jer
jwp nya....jeng..jenggg
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aloh kak nina..jeng jeng jeng je...
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speedflame5973 wrote:
ape kate cik kentang yang bagi teka teki...

try ni...

1) ia menaik jer...tak turun2...- umur
2) bila turun lambat jer...naik cepat... - berat bdn

hehehe..try n succes je..hihi
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meh nk bg teka teki plak...

1. bile pegi dia terbang,bile dtg die lari
2. kenapa kalo anjing lari die tgk belakang
3. kenapa siti nyanyi tutup telinga?
4. byk2 haiwan, haiwan ape yg boleh selamatkan haiwan lain?
5. byk2 mata, mata pae yg paling besar?

ha..kwb jgn xjwb..sure la kome sume pnh jumpe soalan ni...tp xkire..
nk tnye gak..wahahahaha...
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cik Kentang wrote:
speedflame5973 wrote:
ape kate cik kentang yang bagi teka teki...

try ni...

1) ia menaik jer...tak turun2...- umur
2) bila turun lambat jer...naik cepat... - berat bdn

hehehe..try n succes je..hihi

yang no 1 tu dah betul...no 2 tu...salah la...hehe...
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cik Kentang wrote:
meh nk bg teka teki plak...

1. bile pegi dia terbang,bile dtg die lari
--> pancing kot...

2. kenapa kalo anjing lari die tgk belakang
--> sebab dier takde side mirror...

3. kenapa siti nyanyi tutup telinga?
--> kalo dier tutup mulut...camne nak nyanyi...

4. byk2 haiwan, haiwan ape yg boleh selamatkan haiwan lain?
--> yang ni tak tau arrrrr...

5. byk2 mata, mata pae yg paling besar?
--> mate hari laaaa...

betul tak???
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sorry ler dh lamatak masuk sini...jawapan haly tu betui kecuali no,3 kurang tepat..BER>>>aper? benda nie klu pegang melekat-lekat...?

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Teka-teki 19 Jan 2009

1)Kenapa penggali kubur tak pakai seluar dalam ketika menggali kubur?
2)Dalam banyak2 mee, mee mana paling berat?
3)Banyak2 burger, burger apa kalau kau pegang nanti melekat2?

jwpnnye

1. dh pakai cangkul
2. mee 1 tan (wantan)
3. berger TAR
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TEKA-TEKI 6 FEB

Kuih Cucur Udang klu takde udang pelanggan marah, kuih apa kalau ada ramuannya sekali lari pelanggan dibuatnya??
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halytobe wrote:
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Teka-teki 19 Jan 2009

1)Kenapa penggali kubur tak pakai seluar dalam ketika menggali kubur?
2)Dalam banyak2 mee, mee mana paling berat?
3)Banyak2 burger, burger apa kalau kau pegang nanti melekat2?

jwpnnye

1. dh pakai cangkul
2. mee 1 tan (wantan)
3. berger TAR

deqlis wrote:
sorry ler dh lamatak masuk sini...jawapan haly tu betui kecuali no,3 kurang tepat..BER>>>aper? benda nie klu pegang melekat-lekat...?

BERGAM OR BERGETAH ngeh3x
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cik Kentang wrote:
meh nk bg teka teki plak...

1. bile pegi dia terbang,bile dtg die lari
2. kenapa kalo anjing lari die tgk belakang
3. kenapa siti nyanyi tutup telinga?
4. byk2 haiwan, haiwan ape yg boleh selamatkan haiwan lain?
5. byk2 mata, mata pae yg paling besar?

ha..kwb jgn xjwb..sure la kome sume pnh jumpe soalan ni...tp xkire..
nk tnye gak..wahahahaha...

nak cuba yg no.4 lah cik kentang..hehe

hmm cicak, kluang, labah2, kelawar kot sbb cicakman, kluangman, spiderman dan batman leh selamatkan bukan setakat haiwan malah org pun..hehe hmm ntah betui ntah salah tekaan sy nie...
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mayang wrote:
halytobe wrote:
deqlis wrote:
Teka-teki 19 Jan 2009

1)Kenapa penggali kubur tak pakai seluar dalam ketika menggali kubur?
2)Dalam banyak2 mee, mee mana paling berat?
3)Banyak2 burger, burger apa kalau kau pegang nanti melekat2?

jwpnnye

1. dh pakai cangkul
2. mee 1 tan (wantan)
3. berger TAR

deqlis wrote:
sorry ler dh lamatak masuk sini...jawapan haly tu betui kecuali no,3 kurang tepat..BER>>>aper? benda nie klu pegang melekat-lekat...?

BERGAM OR BERGETAH ngeh3x
BIJAK..BIJAK..100% markah.. cheers
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