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bella
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 |  Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI  Tue 06 Jan 2009, 1:03 pm | |
| ok sy lak bg teka teki ek
masuk batang... kuar air
ahaks jwb jgn x jwb ...ngeh..ngeh...ngehh |
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halytobe
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Tue 06 Jan 2009, 1:07 pm | |
| - bella wrote:
- ok sy lak bg teka teki ek
masuk batang... kuar air
ahaks jwb jgn x jwb ...ngeh..ngeh...ngehh kacang je = process nak perah air tebu |
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Raine
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Age : 50
Registration date : 27/11/2008
| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Tue 06 Jan 2009, 2:55 pm | |
| Ahaksss.......Halyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....  |
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sally_eiyna
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Tue 06 Jan 2009, 4:17 pm | |
|  haly dh kembali ler.....  |
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deqlis
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Tue 06 Jan 2009, 7:45 pm | |
| 1) APA DIA,
TERBANG TAK BERSAYAP, HINGGAP TAK BERKAKI...?
2) APA DIA BESAR DI ARAB, KECIL DI CHINA?
3)DALAM BANYAK2 BURGER, BURGER APA TAK BOLEH DUK DIAM? |
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marcella08
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Tue 06 Jan 2009, 8:16 pm | |
| no 1 :
no 2 :
no 3 : bergerak |
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deqlis
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Location : Bukit Jalil/Sungai Buloh/Setia Alam
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Tue 06 Jan 2009, 8:55 pm | |
| - marcella08 wrote:
- no 1 :
no 2 :
no 3 : bergerak betui!!!  ....NO. 1 DAN 2 cuba lah cari jawapannya.. |
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Raine
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Age : 50
Registration date : 27/11/2008
| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Tue 06 Jan 2009, 9:51 pm | |
| No 2. Jawapan = Huruf A
Arab
China
Ada betol???? |
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deqlis
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Wed 07 Jan 2009, 12:19 am | |
| - Raine wrote:
- No 2. Jawapan = Huruf A
Arab
China
Ada betol???? BETUI!!!! Hooreyyy!!!..tahniah!!! |
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deqlis
Super Senior
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Age : 43
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Wed 07 Jan 2009, 12:21 am | |
| - deqlis wrote:
- 1) APA DIA,
TERBANG TAK BERSAYAP, HINGGAP TAK BERKAKI...?
2) APA DIA BESAR DI ARAB, KECIL DI CHINA?
3)DALAM BANYAK2 BURGER, BURGER APA TAK BOLEH DUK DIAM?
yg soalan tulisan merah nie masih belum ada jawapan??? cepat2..jawab teka-teki deqlis nie... |
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halytobe
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Number of posts : 3065
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Registration date : 29/10/2008
| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Wed 07 Jan 2009, 2:06 am | |
| - deqlis wrote:
- deqlis wrote:
- 1) APA DIA,
TERBANG TAK BERSAYAP, HINGGAP TAK BERKAKI...?
2) APA DIA BESAR DI ARAB, KECIL DI CHINA?
3)DALAM BANYAK2 BURGER, BURGER APA TAK BOLEH DUK DIAM?
yg soalan tulisan merah nie masih belum ada jawapan??? cepat2..jawab teka-teki deqlis nie... jawapannye peluru la deqlis |
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deqlis
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Sun 11 Jan 2009, 7:01 pm | |
| - halytobe wrote:
- deqlis wrote:
- deqlis wrote:
- 1) APA DIA,
TERBANG TAK BERSAYAP, HINGGAP TAK BERKAKI...?
2) APA DIA BESAR DI ARAB, KECIL DI CHINA?
3)DALAM BANYAK2 BURGER, BURGER APA TAK BOLEH DUK DIAM?
yg soalan tulisan merah nie masih belum ada jawapan??? cepat2..jawab teka-teki deqlis nie...
jawapannye peluru la deqlis deqlis tau laa... jadi anda jawab betui!!!...mana dapat idea jawab? ker pernah join forum sebelah sebelum nie??? |
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deqlis
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Sun 11 Jan 2009, 7:18 pm | |
| nak reveal answer
[b]1.dalam banyak2 huruf..huruf apa boleh makan?? kak nina dh jawab
2.apa dia boleh diubah tak boleh diangkat? jalan raya daa...
3. Masa muda berkaki 4, dah besar berkaki 2, dah tua berkaki 3? dah jawab..
4. seokor ulat ada 10 kaki, masa dia nak belok ke kanan tiba2 kaki nya tinggal 9, mana pergi yg satu lagi? kaki satu lagi angkat ke kanan, sebab nak belok ke kanan..so x nampaklah kaki tu dh g ke ats..heheh...
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halytobe
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Sun 11 Jan 2009, 11:25 pm | |
| - deqlis wrote:
- 1.dalam banyak2 huruf..huruf apa boleh makan??
2.apa dia boleh diubah tak boleh diangkat?
3. Masa muda berkaki 4, dah besar berkaki 2, dah tua berkaki 3?
4. seokor ulat ada 10 kaki, masa dia nak belok ke kanan tiba2 kaki nya tinggal 9, mana pergi yg satu lagi?
jwpn 1. KFC 2. 3. baby merangkak - lelaki dewasa - dah tua pakai tongkat 4. |
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deqlis
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Sun 11 Jan 2009, 11:46 pm | |
| amboi haly, hang cepat jer klu bab menjawab erk...
2 lagi...2 lagi..cari idea....tuk lengkapkan hehe |
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halytobe
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:21 am | |
| - deqlis wrote:
- amboi haly, hang cepat jer klu bab menjawab erk...
2 lagi...2 lagi..cari idea....tuk lengkapkan hehe tak tau lak ko ade skang deqlis, bagi ym ko kat aku....aku try lagi 2 hehe..ssh gak |
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ninarahim
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:22 am | |
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deqlis
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:30 am | |
| - halytobe wrote:
- deqlis wrote:
- amboi haly, hang cepat jer klu bab menjawab erk...
2 lagi...2 lagi..cari idea....tuk lengkapkan hehe
tak tau lak ko ade skang deqlis, bagi ym ko kat aku....aku try lagi 2 hehe..ssh gak YM deqlis kan ada kat thread YM tue... nie mesti x bc nie... YM deqlis : ellismelia tp deqlis pun nak tidon...nie dok melayan tv sampai malam..sambil2 chatting n posting di PRC depan TV...nie tgk bola ngan hubby plak...layannnnn!! sambil mata pun nak melayang dah nie.. pikiaq laa jawapan .... rasa kak nina dah jawab soalan dengan tepat...lagi 3 kak nina... nak reveal answer bila ekk??? esok2 lah hehe..k, jumpa lagi utk teka-teki akan datang...  |
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deqlis
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:31 am | |
| kak nina..3 tue, 3 soalan lagi ekk |
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halytobe
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Mon 12 Jan 2009, 5:03 am | |
| jawapan
2.
4. kaki satu lagi tekan brek |
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ninarahim
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:02 pm | |
| Amboi Hali.......otak ligat ... |
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halytobe
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Wed 14 Jan 2009, 3:35 am | |
| - ninarahim wrote:
- Amboi Hali.......otak ligat ...
hehehe, mane jwpnnye kak nina?jwpn no 2 ialah gear kereta.. .leh diubah, takleh nak angkat ler, kecuali break tangan..wakaka pandainya aku |
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deqlis
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:07 am | |
| - ninarahim wrote:
- 1. KFC, ABC, MCD
betul..tambah lagi satu RFC (Radix Fried Chicken) |
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deqlis
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:11 am | |
| [quote="halytobe"] - ninarahim wrote:
- Amboi Hali.......otak ligat ...
hehehe, mane jwpnnye kak nina?jwpn no 2 ialah gear kereta.. .leh diubah, takleh nak angkat ler, kecuali break tangan..wakaka pandainya aku[/quote salah.lah haly..x menepati skema jawapan sebenar...gear kete boleh juga di angkat bila nak repair ke ape ke...nie mmg tak boleh angkat punya... |
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deqlis
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:12 am | |
| - halytobe wrote:
- jawapan
2.
4. kaki satu lagi tekan brek hehe kurang tepat..cuba baca soklan betui2... |
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deqlis
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:27 am | |
| Teka-teki 19 Jan 2009
1)Kenapa penggali kubur tak pakai seluar dalam ketika menggali kubur?
2)Dalam banyak2 mee, mee mana paling berat?
3)Banyak2 burger, burger apa kalau kau pegang nanti melekat2? |
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speedflame5973
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Mon 19 Jan 2009, 1:52 am | |
| 1. Cuba teka, mouse komputer , jantan ke betina?
--> betina...coz dier pakai pad
2. Kalau anda ni semuanya pandaiiii cuba teka, banyak-banyak sungai, sungai apa yang paling berat?
--> sungai besi
3. Dlm bnyk2 binatang....... bntg ape yg bertelur dan beranak.....kira 2 alam la
niiii......
--> siput babi -- siput + babi
4. Banyak- banyak binatang...binatang apa keluar haid...
--> yang ni tak tau
5. Dalam Banyak2 air,air apa yg paling berani?
--> air terjun |
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speedflame5973
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Mon 19 Jan 2009, 1:55 am | |
| - ninarahim wrote:
- Heheeeeeee......
Marcella.... cuba lagi..semua salah..
Chitra .....fikir lagi..jgn putus asa
Meera....salah gak....
Ulang balik soalan yg belum terjawab..
1. Cuba teka, mouse komputer , jantan ke betina?
4. Banyak- banyak binatang...binatang apa keluar haid...
Soalan dari Cikkentang
ade 7 org terengganu nak naik 1 kete kancil..ape yang patut dorg wat? ape jawapan orang terengganu tu? |
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speedflame5973
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Mon 19 Jan 2009, 1:55 am | |
| - azwin wrote:
- ninarahim wrote:
1. Cuba teka, mouse komputer , jantan ke betina? - dok pikir lg..4. Banyak- banyak binatang...binatang apa keluar haid... - yg ni kura2 jwb nyer...[/color]
coz..hanya kura2 yg kuaq paler dia... head dia kan..kan owhh...iye tak yer...kure2 ek...hahaha... |
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speedflame5973
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Mon 19 Jan 2009, 1:58 am | |
| - ninarahim wrote:
- -wanie- wrote:
- cik Kentang wrote:
- heheh...
jwb jgn xjwb...
1. ....
2. sungai besi
3.
4. ikan pari
5. air terjun...
2 lg KIV... heheh... 
my question:
[b]ade 7 org terengganu nak naik 1 kete kancil..ape yang patut dorg wat?[/b]
dah ade orang jawab ke soklan ni cik kentang ?
jawapan wani..
diaorang patut panggil lagi sorang naik kete tu... jadi la lapang..
ye dok??? 
Waakakakaaaaa....pandai le ko Wanie...heheheeee..mmg betoi la....
Mana cikkentang nihhhh...meh la soalan lagi.....
Nie tengah dok pikir soalan dak Awin nie...sakit pale....
Winnn...kasi clue sikit lorrrr......otak tue2 nie susah nak pikir straight.... gempak giler...aku pon tak terpikir...haha.... |
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halytobe
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Mon 19 Jan 2009, 2:17 am | |
| - deqlis wrote:
- Teka-teki 19 Jan 2009
1)Kenapa penggali kubur tak pakai seluar dalam ketika menggali kubur?
2)Dalam banyak2 mee, mee mana paling berat?
3)Banyak2 burger, burger apa kalau kau pegang nanti melekat2? jwpnnye 1. dh pakai cangkul 2. mee 1 tan (wantan) 3. berger TAR |
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ninarahim
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Mon 19 Jan 2009, 8:47 am | |
| Speed...ade teka teki..mai post kat sini....
Haly ....rase2nya mcm betoi jer.... |
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halytobe
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:58 am | |
| - ninarahim wrote:
- Speed...ade teka teki..mai post kat sini....
Haly ....rase2nya mcm betoi jer.... tengok kaki la kak...baru tau kehebatan saya ni |
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speedflame5973
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:47 am | |
| - ninarahim wrote:
- Amboi Hali.......otak ligat ...
gempak giler haly nih...aku rase...dier ni ea...bukan orang arrrr... |
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speedflame5973
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:50 am | |
| - halytobe wrote:
- ninarahim wrote:
- Speed...ade teka teki..mai post kat sini....
Haly ....rase2nya mcm betoi jer....
tengok kaki la kak...baru tau kehebatan saya ni gempak siottttt haly nih...betul la...dier ni bukan orang arrrrrr... |
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halytobe
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:17 am | |
| - speedflame5973 wrote:
- halytobe wrote:
- ninarahim wrote:
- Speed...ade teka teki..mai post kat sini....
Haly ....rase2nya mcm betoi jer....
tengok kaki la kak...baru tau kehebatan saya ni
gempak siottttt haly nih...betul la...dier ni bukan orang arrrrrr... nampak je hebat tapi haprak aku ni speed..hehe mmg bkn org ..tgkla avi aku tu hehe bukan org tu |
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speedflame5973
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:33 pm | |
| - halytobe wrote:
- speedflame5973 wrote:
- halytobe wrote:
- ninarahim wrote:
- Speed...ade teka teki..mai post kat sini....
Haly ....rase2nya mcm betoi jer....
tengok kaki la kak...baru tau kehebatan saya ni
gempak siottttt haly nih...betul la...dier ni bukan orang arrrrrr...
nampak je hebat tapi haprak aku ni speed..hehe mmg bkn org ..tgkla avi aku tu hehe bukan org tu laa...patut ar dier ader sumer jawapan untuk teka teki tuuu...hampeh...bukan orang rupenyer...macam cyborg ar dier nihh... |
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cik Kentang
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Wed 28 Jan 2009, 1:27 pm | |
| mne lg teka tekinye ni...
da lme x asah minda ni...huhuhu |
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speedflame5973
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Thu 29 Jan 2009, 9:09 pm | |
| ape kate cik kentang yang bagi teka teki...
try ni...
1) ia menaik jer...tak turun2...
2) bila turun lambat jer...naik cepat... |
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ninarahim
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:02 pm | |
| alahhh....senang jer
jwp nya....jeng..jenggg |
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cik Kentang
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Fri 30 Jan 2009, 5:35 pm | |
| aloh kak nina..jeng jeng jeng je... |
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cik Kentang
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Fri 30 Jan 2009, 5:37 pm | |
| - speedflame5973 wrote:
- ape kate cik kentang yang bagi teka teki...
try ni...
1) ia menaik jer...tak turun2...- umur
2) bila turun lambat jer...naik cepat... - berat bdn hehehe..try n succes je..hihi |
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cik Kentang
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Fri 30 Jan 2009, 5:58 pm | |
| meh nk bg teka teki plak...
1. bile pegi dia terbang,bile dtg die lari
2. kenapa kalo anjing lari die tgk belakang
3. kenapa siti nyanyi tutup telinga?
4. byk2 haiwan, haiwan ape yg boleh selamatkan haiwan lain?
5. byk2 mata, mata pae yg paling besar?
ha..kwb jgn xjwb..sure la kome sume pnh jumpe soalan ni...tp xkire..
nk tnye gak..wahahahaha... |
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speedflame5973
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:40 pm | |
| - cik Kentang wrote:
- speedflame5973 wrote:
- ape kate cik kentang yang bagi teka teki...
try ni...
1) ia menaik jer...tak turun2...- umur
2) bila turun lambat jer...naik cepat... - berat bdn
hehehe..try n succes je..hihi yang no 1 tu dah betul...no 2 tu...salah la...hehe... |
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speedflame5973
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:42 pm | |
| - cik Kentang wrote:
- meh nk bg teka teki plak...
1. bile pegi dia terbang,bile dtg die lari
--> pancing kot...
2. kenapa kalo anjing lari die tgk belakang
--> sebab dier takde side mirror...
3. kenapa siti nyanyi tutup telinga?
--> kalo dier tutup mulut...camne nak nyanyi...
4. byk2 haiwan, haiwan ape yg boleh selamatkan haiwan lain?
--> yang ni tak tau arrrrr...
5. byk2 mata, mata pae yg paling besar?
--> mate hari laaaa...
betul tak??? |
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deqlis
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Fri 06 Feb 2009, 11:03 pm | |
| sorry ler dh lamatak masuk sini...jawapan haly tu betui kecuali no,3 kurang tepat..BER>>>aper? benda nie klu pegang melekat-lekat...? - halytobe wrote:
- deqlis wrote:
- Teka-teki 19 Jan 2009
1)Kenapa penggali kubur tak pakai seluar dalam ketika menggali kubur?
2)Dalam banyak2 mee, mee mana paling berat?
3)Banyak2 burger, burger apa kalau kau pegang nanti melekat2?
jwpnnye
1. dh pakai cangkul
2. mee 1 tan (wantan)
3. berger TAR |
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deqlis
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Fri 06 Feb 2009, 11:10 pm | |
| TEKA-TEKI 6 FEB
Kuih Cucur Udang klu takde udang pelanggan marah, kuih apa kalau ada ramuannya sekali lari pelanggan dibuatnya?? |
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mayang
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Fri 06 Feb 2009, 11:11 pm | |
| - halytobe wrote:
- deqlis wrote:
- Teka-teki 19 Jan 2009
1)Kenapa penggali kubur tak pakai seluar dalam ketika menggali kubur?
2)Dalam banyak2 mee, mee mana paling berat?
3)Banyak2 burger, burger apa kalau kau pegang nanti melekat2?
jwpnnye
1. dh pakai cangkul
2. mee 1 tan (wantan)
3. berger TAR - deqlis wrote:
- sorry ler dh lamatak masuk sini...jawapan haly tu betui kecuali no,3 kurang tepat..BER>>>aper? benda nie klu pegang melekat-lekat...?
BERGAM OR BERGETAH  |
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deqlis
Super Senior
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Age : 43
Location : Bukit Jalil/Sungai Buloh/Setia Alam
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| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Fri 06 Feb 2009, 11:15 pm | |
| - cik Kentang wrote:
- meh nk bg teka teki plak...
1. bile pegi dia terbang,bile dtg die lari
2. kenapa kalo anjing lari die tgk belakang
3. kenapa siti nyanyi tutup telinga?
4. byk2 haiwan, haiwan ape yg boleh selamatkan haiwan lain?
5. byk2 mata, mata pae yg paling besar?
ha..kwb jgn xjwb..sure la kome sume pnh jumpe soalan ni...tp xkire..
nk tnye gak..wahahahaha... nak cuba yg no.4 lah cik kentang..hehe hmm cicak, kluang, labah2, kelawar kot sbb cicakman, kluangman, spiderman dan batman leh selamatkan bukan setakat haiwan malah org pun..hehe hmm ntah betui ntah salah tekaan sy nie... |
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deqlis
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Number of posts : 869
Age : 43
Location : Bukit Jalil/Sungai Buloh/Setia Alam
Registration date : 27/06/2008
| | Subject: Re: LAWAK SANTAI... MARI BERTEKA TEKI Fri 06 Feb 2009, 11:16 pm | |
| - mayang wrote:
- halytobe wrote:
- deqlis wrote:
- Teka-teki 19 Jan 2009
1)Kenapa penggali kubur tak pakai seluar dalam ketika menggali kubur?
2)Dalam banyak2 mee, mee mana paling berat?
3)Banyak2 burger, burger apa kalau kau pegang nanti melekat2?
jwpnnye
1. dh pakai cangkul
2. mee 1 tan (wantan)
3. berger TAR
- deqlis wrote:
- sorry ler dh lamatak masuk sini...jawapan haly tu betui kecuali no,3 kurang tepat..BER>>>aper? benda nie klu pegang melekat-lekat...?
BERGAM OR BERGETAH BIJAK..BIJAK..100% markah.. |
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